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  2. Ever thought of just leaving it all behind? Taking off and starting over?

    (Source: cyberqueer, via cuntology)

     

  3. beautiful-ruiner:

    I'm a vampire smile, you'll meet a sticky end.

    (via noelfuckinfisher)

     


  4. curtisplease:

    courtroom examiner: do you solemnly swear to spill the tea, the whole tea and nothing but the tea, so help you hunty?

    Me: yaaaass

    (via curtisplease)

     


    1. mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
    2. me: fire cannot kill a dragon
     


  5. jacklives:

    "This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"

    image

    (via liathok)

     


  6. leonqueerwata:

    "what are the chances of EVERYONE in a group of friends being queer" you do realize that we all tend to flock together like penguins huddling for warmth in a cold, heteronormative world, right

    (via cravemymcnuggies)

     

  7. (Source: MISBELIEVER, via cuntology)

     

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  9. curtisplease:

    Resisting the urge to jerk off because you have plans with someone later who is dtf

    (via cuntology)